Toby Huss

as Pendleton Duvall

as Captain Ed

as Terry

as Regional Director Ronald Barrett

as Al Wilmington

as Coroner

as Benny

as Carl Lurtsema

as James W. McCord Jr.

as Mike Gerard

as Big Mike

as Whitey

as Nick Yankovic

as Smart Todd (voice)

as Jesus (voice)

as Impound Guy / Officer (voice)

as Tall Football Player / Popular Kid 1 (voice)

as Todd (voice)

as Todd Ianuzzi (voice)

as Hugh Hefner

as Edward Dickinson

as Scott Sanders (voice)

as Anthony Lamb

as Milius (voice)

as Taylor

as Big Mike

as Joe

as Edward Dickinson

as Hog Jaws

as Gil Lawson

as Billy Broadhurst

as Ray

as Detective Fred Miller

as Caesar / Cruelius Sneezer (voice)

as Principal Harding

as Cop

as J.J. 'Tex' McCready

as Deputy Winston

as Officer Judkins

as Johnny the Hat

as Betcher

as Ed

as Harris

as Wayne

as Officer Stevenson

as Governor Johnson

as Dr. Joseph

as Bob Burke

as Fenton

as Captain Spooky

as George

as Colonel Bob

as Coach Doug

as Uncle Dave

as Nelson

as Tom

as John 'Bos' Bosworth

as Father

as Whittman Moderator / Brad the Announcer

as Bill

as Peter

as Warden Granville

as Dr. Yeager

as Various Deado Voices (voice)

as Clyde Sukeforth

as Dizzy Pagliouci

as Farmer Mark

as Tom

as Man with Cell Phone Who Gets Shot

as Quartie Sturges

as Shoeshine Customer

as Roy Murphy

as Travis

as Steve's Boss

as Robber (voice)

as Wilson

as Booboo / Commander

as Flanagan the Drug Dealer

as Bert Green

as Lee

as Old Timey Psychiatrist

as Groundskeeper

as Spook

as Deputy Raymond Ward

as Glen the Desk Clerk

as Deutsche Stimme (voice)

as Frank Lynch

as Todd Packer (voice) (uncredited)

as Scaramantula (voice)

as General Treister (voice)

as Copy-Cat / Scaramantula (voice)

as Copycat (voice)

as Ansel Adams

as Stumpy Dreifuss

as Big Mike

as General Lee

as Tennessee O'Neal (voice)

as Tennessee O'Neal (voice, uncredited)

as Dykes

as Puff's Father

as Hank

as Devlin (voice)

as AmeriShine (voice)

as Jerry / Alejandro / Beach Jock / Sportscaster / Lance

as Limo Driver

as Jupiter

as Frank Sinatra / Jeff Levitt

as Detective John Whalen

as Rastus

as Red

as (voice)

as Heckle (voice)

as Cpl. Rusty Link

as Cameron

as Sammy Cybernowski

as Fake ID Salesman (uncredited)

as Dale Gribble/ Cotton Hill/Kahn Souphanousinphone (voice)

as TV Thief #2 / Concierge/Bellboy / Male TV Reporter (voice)

as Steve Remo

as Doubting Thomas Minister

as Seaman Nitro

as Todd Ianuzzi

as Kenny

as Junior

as Jack Frost

as Ted

as Artie

as Henry

as Todd Ianuzzi (voice)

as Reporter (voice)

as Maxi-Mart Clerk (voice)

as JD (voice)

as Henry (voice)

as Ross / Harlan (voice)

as Additional Voices (voice)

as Self

as Jack / The Wiz