Wallace Lupino

as Bert

as Parchester

as Constable Winch

as Bill Webb

as Sportsman

as Gangster

as Crumpet

as Mr. Tweet

as Ptomanian Ptough

as O.K. Johnson

as Piano-playing neighbor

as The Bo'sun

as The Husband

as Viscount de Brey

as Henry Sharp

as College Football Captain

as The Sailor's Shipmate

as Dumley

as An Army Cook

as A Duellist

as The Dude's Rival