Tony Cox

as Self

as Marcus Skidmore

as Mr. Chubb

as Plum Elf (voice)

as Di Carlo

as Elmer

as Head Bouncer

as Knuck

as Chuck E. Duck (voice)

as Little person Elvis

as Minoritees

as Eight-Ball

as Petting Zoo Club Owner

as Indiana Jones

as Biggman

as Seth

as Rabbit

as Big Willie Johnson

as Little Doctor

as Bink

as Stubbs

as Self

as Hitch

as Smitty

as Arlo

as Markis

as J Rob/Lonnie

as Jamal

as Marcus

as His Assistant

as Shonte

as Massage Client

as Sweet

as Self

as Convenience Store Clerk

as Mr. Parker

as Midget Man

as Ghoulie Dark

as African-American Leprechaun

as Jail Guard

as Angel #1

as Lester

as Bennie

as Mr. Johnson

as Human Xylophone

as Station (uncredited)

as Pez

as Hot Dog Man

as Big Al

as Little Army of Little Russian Soldiers

as Wayne Evans

as Tyrell

as Pee Wee Marquette

as Vohnkar Warrior

as Preacher

as Hotel Resident

as Dink

as Alien

as Sammy Rodenko

as Hooter

as Self

as Kong

as Drone

as Widdle Warrick

as Herald

as Leroy

as Widdle Warrick

as Bubba

as Ewok Wicket's younger brother Widdle

as Lawn Jockey #1

as Bubba

as Herald

as Midget

as Desk Clerk

as Hotel Rainbow Guest

as Midget Nut

as Bad William

as Private Zedht