Tom Stourton

as Merchant

as Various

as Ricky Olson

as Calvin

as Robert

as Ben

as Tristram Bailey

as Nicky Nelson

as David

as Steward

as Earring Magic Ken

as Daniel Van Dijk

as Pete

as Josh

as Fred / Charity Worker (voice)

as James Ashford

as Percy

as Zeke Holloway

as Alistair

as Edward Snowden

as Robbie

as Calvin Harris

as Alistair Digby-Vaine-Trumpington

as Rex (voice)

as Horrible Histories segment

as Rex (voice)

as Vladimir Putin

as Ivan

as Dan

as John

as Bertie Smuth

as Clement Rowe

as Lofty

as Edward

as Edward

as Tobias