Tim Key

as Ken Davies

as Self

as Narrator (voice)

as Charles Heath

as Pigeon Man

as Father Ambrose

as Ken Longlevers

as Commissioner Harrold Scott

as Ray

as Gideon Bannister

as Danny Mallard (voice)

as Dale

as Sidney

as Sam

as Vortex

as Rude Date

as Simon Denton

as Man

as Gavin

as Self - Guest

as Himself

as Regular

as Narrator

as Self - Contestant

as Greg

as James Wirm

as Aitken

as Man (voice)

as Joseph the Policeman

as Stutely

as Self

as Santa

as Care Worker

as Ian

as Self

as Toilet Attendant

as Jimbo

as Sidekick Simon

as Self - Dictionary Corner

as Self

as Mushki

as Alan

as Self

as Pyotr the Patient

as Jonah

as Self - Contestant

as Customer

as Sidekick Simon

as Self - Rival and Friend

as Self

as Self - Contestant

as Self - Question Master

as Steve

as Charles

as Self

as Dr. O'Dwyer

as Self

as Promotions Guy

as Jerry

as Self