Stubby Kaye

as Marvin Acme (archive footage)

as Marvin Acme

as Weismuller

as Abe Shulman

as Babe

as Parker

as Mr. Bates

as Bartender

as Cameo

as Harry

as Fat Writer

as Herman

as Bernie Goodman

as Sam Fairman

as Shouter - Sam the Shade

as Helen's Cabbie

as Weismuller

as Joey Carson

as Judge Herbert Mikado / Charlie Hotfleisch

as Cranston

as Tubby Mason

as George Cassidy

as Marryin' Sam

as Town Crier

as Self

as Fred Toten

as Self

as Nicely-Nicely Johnson

as Uncle George

as Morris (uncredited)

as Self - Panelist