Steve Edge

as Met Police Officer

as DS Collins

as Compere

as Brian Farmer

as Terry Woodward

as Dom Hayes

as Steven the Jewellery Shop Assistant

as Simon

as Simon

as Bigsy

as Rob Devonport

as Himself

as Barry

as Neil

as Natural History Museum Security Guard

as Dad

as Justin

as Constable Truncheon

as Freddie Archer

as Tom

as Hamish

as Clint

as Tony White

as Billy

as Various

as Sgt. Swithenback

as Doddsy

as Trax

as Gibbo

as Darryl

as Alan

as Lion

as Ned