Stephen Spinella

as Self

as Julius Cuyper

as Thomas 'Tom' Tuggiero

as Chris

as Albert

as Paul

as Howie Cournemeyer

as Dr. Richard Marks

as Garrett Sinclair

as Sanford

as Psychiatrist

as Jordan Loving

as Asa Vintner Litton

as Merrick Hausmann

as Chad

as Russell Berger

as Rick Stokes

as ADA Marc Odenthal

as Concierge

as Stuart

as Oliver Dennison

as Eric

as Malar Pascowitz

as Hans Stollbach

as Dr. Samuel Heller

as Ticket Seller

as Robert / Peaches

as Dr. Capler

as Simon Stimson

as Joel Kemper

as Father Patrick

as Miles Papazian

as Mr. Kishell

as Boyd Harkin

as Rex Pinsker

as Chicken Man

as Bob McCarthy

as Ivan Todd

as Federal Theatre - Donald O'Hara

as Morgan Smith

as Knox

as Doug Stein

as Bret

as Michael Wigglesworth (voice)

as Carter Macleish

as Percy

as Douglas

as Perry Sellars

as Hummus Guy

as Young Man at Rolls

as Lindenmeyer

as Frank

as Henry Lotery

as Randall Schoonover

as Brandy Alexander

as Andrew Polone

as Percy