Stephen Baldwin

as Frank Clemons

as Self

as Ken Strickler

as Self

as Agent Smith

as Priest

as Chad Chase

as Bikovskii

as Pimp

as John Anderson

as Jay Thorson

as Graham Staines

as Ryan

as Pierre

as Self

as David

as Jeff Conners

as Chase's Father

as Nero

as Burga Adler

as Michael Evens

as Chester

as Mansfield

as Surly

as Pastor

as Jerome

as Ryan Willburn

as Jason McDaniels

as Surly (voice)

as McQuade

as Self (archive footage)

as (archive footage)

as David Carroll

as Self

as Max Rockinsky

as Self

as Self

as Self

as David Franks

as Silvio Esposito

as Stephen Baldwin

as Jason

as Rory Johnson

as Daniel Gray

as John Redding

as Joe Genest

as Lefty

as Self

as Matt Ford

as Max Garrett

as Charlie Snow

as Luke

as Self - Contestant

as Bryan McBride

as Wolf

as Joe Vossimer

as Host

as Self

as Lenny

as Clay Harding

as Scott Anderson

as Self

as Self

as Sean Linden

as Desmond Caine

as Sal

as Jack Bauer

as Barry (segment "The Doghouse")

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Clone #1 / Toffler 3

as Jesse Acheson

as Agent Victor " Vic " Cooper

as Barney Rubble

as Jimmy

as Mechanic

as Caleb Barnes

as John Trace

as Murphy

as Jon

as Charlie Bigelow (voice)

as Bo Dietl

as Marty Stillwater / Alfie

as Self - Panelist

as McGuyver Smoker

as Rick Postley

as Bobby Mahon

as Dodge

as Doyle Johnson

as Buzzard Wall

as Weed

as McManus

as Leon

as Adams

as Roger Spalding

as Tanny Newland

as Stuart

as Tuff Hedeman

as Travis

as Jimmy J. 'Little J' Teeters

as Danny Morgan

as Carlucci

as Billy Vorsovich

as Buffalo Bill Cody

as Soldier (uncredited)

as Sal

as Anthony Golikov

as Luna Park Drunk

as Gutterpup

as Bobby

as Self - Cameo (uncredited)

as Self

as Narrator