Sam Reich

as Sam Eagle / Fair Emcee / Lew Lord

as Host (voice)

as Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

as Self - Judge

as Sam Reich

as Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

as Self - Party Guest

as Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

as Self - Contestant

as Self (archive voice)

as Newscaster (Uncredited)

as Self

as Sam Reich (uncredited)

as Self - Host

as Self - Guest

as Self (archive footage)

as Rich (voice)

as Self

as Dr. Sprat (voice)

as Self - Host

as Sam Reich

as Rich

as Self

as Fish (voice) / Louse (voice)

as Stubbins Ffirth (voice)

as Self - Guest

as Self

as Self - Contestant

as Buckster $. Boyd

as Danny Warbucks

as Lips London

as Lindsey

as Lassie Bass

as Rebecca Hat

as Sam Reich

as Mr. Strong

as Wolf Marinate

as Homo Simpson

as Cap'n Jim

as "Weird" Al Spankmydick

as Manly Bigboi

as The Great Gordon

as Bill-Bill O'Shaughnessy

as Waldo Breem

as Sam

as Terry (voice)

as Rich

as Sam

as Sam

as Sam

as Phil Hoffman

as Sam

as Eurotrash (uncredited)