Ron Lynch

as Cold Open Scientist #1

as Ron (voice)

as Bob Devore

as Mr. Pig (voice)

as The High Priest

as Cultist

as General Negligence

as Arman Driver

as Opthomologist

as Group Leader

as Self

as Richard / Flying Pig (voice)

as Narrator

as Ron

as Chuck

as Tourist

as Ron Lynch

as Ron (voice)

as Funtime Exec (voice)

as Mr. Arbor

as Michael Borchardt

as Man in Fitness Infomercial

as Award Show Announcer (voice)

as MIDI Announcer (voice)

as Musky Tusk Announcer (voice)

as Doctor

as Dr. Lynch

as Anorexia Counsellor (voice)

as City Council Member (voice)

as Mr. Lynch

as Ronald Lynch (voice)

as Stranger

as Ron (voice)

as Felix Foob

as Lance Corporal Judge

as Hot Dog

as Abraham Lincoln