Richard Mulligan

as Fred

as Dennis Cummings

as Richard Hemingway

as George Walters

as Einstein (voice)

as Dr. Harry Weston

as William H. Seward

as Sears

as Barnie / Barnaby Barnicle

as Wayne "Turnip" Parragella

as Shorty

as (segment "Night of the Meek")

as Harry Weston

as Rafferty

as Mongo Mitchell

as Leo Brody

as Herbert Gower

as Giddy

as Merrill Forsyth

as Reggie Potter

as Charlie Wigham

as Clouseau's Father

as Felix Farmer

as Marvin Dummitz

as Self

as Jim Wexler

as Ron Larsen

as Mark Littlejohn

as Burt Campbell

as Kevin St. Clair

as Claude Crane

as Jack Harte

as Detective Shockley

as Andy Rowen

as Robert

as Mr. Kincaid

as CWO G.H. Lacy

as Tom

as Dr. Lyman Sanderson

as Paul Lachaise- Alcoholic Actor

as Gen. George Armstrong Custer

as Dr. Jim Lucas

as Howard Lipton

as Self

as Dan Morse

as George

as Dr. Bob Adams

as Major Lansing

as Dick Brown

as Wingate

as Joe Cullen

as Louie (uncredited)

as Bellboy

as Self

as Patrolman (uncredited)

as Dr. Mark Sloan

as Jud Pryor

as Dr. Lyman Sanderson