Ralph Garman

as Self

as Ned Tillerman

as Mad Brad Woodland

as Fisto / Rio Blast (voice)

as Detective Charles Dobson

as Auditioner

as Priest

as Fistro (voice)

as Self

as Uptight Announcer (voice)

as Shipmate (voice)

as Conductor / Cymbalist (voice)

as Wizard (voice)

as Mr. Clark

as Ted Underhill

as Self

as The Wizard (voice)

as Customer with Eyepatch

as Kanoot

as Bum

as Reporter #2 (voice)

as Old Man Arcane

as Tom Brokaw (voice)

as Ronnie the Bartender

as Pirate Jack

as Stormtrooper

as Radio Announcer

as Announcer

as Self

as Detective

as Dan

as Self

as Dick-Head / Doc Brown (voice)

as Self - Entertainment Reporter

as Professor Cartoonus & Benchley the Shark

as John's Dad

as (voice)

as Himself

as Caleb

as (voice)

as Captain Jack

as Various Characters (voice)

as Bud Freewell (voice)

as Newscaster

as Policeman #1 (voice)

as Police Sargeant

as Reggie

as Morgan Donnelly

as Various Characters (voice)

as Hazmat Guy (voice)

as Police Officer (voice)

as (voice)

as Bobby

as Ralph Garman

as Derek Newcastle

as Jake Montrose

as Newsman (voice)

as Dratch

as Manager / Scientist / Maitre d' / Guy (voice)

as Paramedic (voice)

as Alex Jones (voice)

as Announcer (voice)

as Doug's Father (voice)

as Man (voice)

as Woodrow Wilson (voice)

as Janitor #1 (voice)

as Dustin Hoffman (voice)

as Spa Employee / Rabbi / Guy on Crutches (voice)

as Paul Simon / Agent Jenkins / Jeff Foxworthy (voice)

as Father (voice)

as Garbageman (voice)

as Various (voice)

as Jeffrey Fecalman (voice)

as Dog in the Window (voice)

as Peter's Customer / Tea Party Member (voice)

as Waiter (voice)

as Charles Bronson (voice)

as Criminal (voice)

as Cab Driver (voice)

as Jeremy Piven / Masturbator (voice)

as Georgie (voice)

as Police Detective #1 (voice)

as Police Officer (voice)

as Meg's Boss (voice)

as 1980s Producer (voice)

as O'Malley (voice)

as Piece of Pizza / Detective (voice)

as (voice)

as Mobster (voice)

as Bowling Alley Dad (voice)

as H (voice)

as Concierge (voice)

as Darren (voice)

as Western Man (voice)

as Man in Hell (voice)

as Executive (voice)

as Husband (voice)

as Dispatcher (voice)

as Narrator (voice)

as DJ