Pete Sepenuk

as Kelly

as Drag Racing Announcer

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Hazmat Joe

as Jinx Holborn

as Date

as Papa Tree (voice)

as Foobie (voice)

as Morg

as Radio Announcer (voice)

as Boxing Announcer

as Sleazy Demon / Critic #1 / Critic #2 (voice)

as Morg

as Cop