Mike Muscat

as Ted

as Deranged Homeless Man

as Uncle Ralph

as Doyle

as Barry

as Minister

as Angry Passenger

as Mailman

as Guard

as Boris

as Archbishop

as Elderly Nightwatchman

as Man on the Street #7

as PA Sheriff Notgood

as Security Guard Taylor

as Ralph

as Cop in L.A. Station

as Moshier

as Vinnie

as Harvey

as Vito Minelli Sr.

as Mechanic

as Bubba

as Cop Killer

as Bessen

as Pool Room Bully

as Dorv

as Waiter

as Man from Gas Company

as Howard Tindall

as Clarence

as Party Guest (uncredited)