Michael Smiley

as Shmuel

as Self

as Arnold

as Father Crowley

as Father Robert

as Ward Clancy

as Paul 'Colly' Collins

as Tim Thomas

as Roger Muldoon

as Ronnie Gatlin

as DS Finlay

as Toll Booth

as Dr. Ricky

as Doug Smart

as Dinger

as Brock Blennerhasset

as Noel

as Driver

as Jethro

as Gits Hegarty

as Dummy McGonnell

as Otzi

as Father Pasquale

as Gertz

as The Writer

as David Reville

as Pieter

as Eddie

as Frank

as Dr. Evazan

as Robert

as Antoine

as Whitmore Harris

as Frank Reynolds

as Reg Shannon

as Martin Kelly

as Garda Davey

as Capper

as Loner Swimmer

as Jim

as Reynolds

as Narrator (voice)

as Lance Corporal Frank Ainsworth

as Snowy

as Jackson

as David Penry

as Roddy

as Reverend Green

as O'Neil

as Killer Colin

as Irish Pierre

as Frank

as Father Tom (U is for Unearthed)

as Detective Inspector Joshua Reynolds

as George Lusk

as Hugh

as Shannon

as Baxter

as Gal

as Sean

as Patterson

as Pringle

as Benny Silver

as Lewis

as McKey

as Physician

as Phil

as Self

as (segment "Don't") (uncredited)

as Porter

as Thorne's Lieutenant

as Peter

as Peter

as Colonel Morgan Blue

as Self

as Bicycle Courier Zombie (uncredited)

as Max

as Tyres O'Flaherty

as Jimmy