Michael P. Northey

as Big Tim

as Sgt. Ross Poulton

as Man on 3rd Floor

as Max Goings

as Gordon

as Chief Durkin

as Marvin Rose

as Frank

as George Calvern

as Mr. Barkin

as Lawrence Zetto

as Principal Dent

as Hank

as Tiny

as Cake King

as George

as Andrew

as Jerry Polevich

as Friar Tuck

as Belphegor

as Hawaiian Shirt Guy

as Friar Tuck

as Duffy Abramowitz

as Mark

as Riley

as Comic Book Store Owner

as Guard

as Jail Guard

as Tech

as CJQR Security Guard

as Teacher

as Comb Over

as Go Away Guy

as Rudy Young

as Sharkey's Bartender

as Sound Engineer

as Freight Handler

as 2nd Crew Member

as Inago

as Jimmy (segment "The Wrong Turn")

as Vern