Michael Cornacchia

as Harold Rothman

as Steve

as Hot Dog Tony

as Daniel

as Frank

as Orderly

as Stan

as Pokerface Goon

as Self

as Michael

as Hector

as Security Guard

as Burly Bruce Carter

as Andy

as Frankie (voice)

as Bouncing Boy (voice)

as Cupid Preacher

as Make-Up Artist

as Castaldo

as Owen

as Gary

as Norman

as Lawrence Tuttle

as Johnny Franco

as Ted