Luke Wilson

as Batman / Bruce Wayne (voice)

as JD Campbell

as Matthew Van Weyden

as Bobby Ratliff

as Matthew Van Weyden

as Bruce Wayne / Batman (voice)

as Duncan

as Lawrence Turoff

as Cal

as Jeff Cooper (voice)

as Self

as Rick Bennett

as Detective Vargas

as Jim Russell

as Rusty Russell

as Earl (voice)

as Host

as Father Greg

as Lance

as Pat Dugan / S.T.R.I.P.E.

as James

as Burke Linz

as Albuquerque

as Larry Decker

as Detective Welling

as Rick

as Scott

as Marty Marks

as Jason Hatfield

as Remus

as Leo

as Lee

as Bodi (voice)

as Bob Potter

as Bill Hanson

as Louis 'Skinny' Skinner (CapCom)

as Josiah

as Danny

as Roger Goodell

as Phil

as Ian

as Samson

as Lance

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Will Keith Kellogg

as William

as John

as Levi Callow

as Self

as Derek

as Charlie Thurber

as Jack Harris

as Self

as Henry Poole

as Self

as Ben

as Zeke

as Jim Stanton (voice)

as David Fox

as Sex Class Counselor

as Tom

as Delinko

as Self

as Joe Bauers

as Matt Saunders

as Det. Dwight Garson

as Himself

as Ben Stone

as Self

as Wendell Baker

as Frank Vitchard

as Luke Wilson

as Frank Vitchard

as Orville Wright

as Luke Wilson

as Self

as Bobby Cupid

as Emmett Richmond

as Pete Kominsky

as Alex Sheldon / Adam Shipley

as Mitch

as Self

as Stanley

as Self

as Richie Tenenbaum

as Jude

as Emmett

as Pete Komisky

as Preston Tylk

as Carl

as Self

as Dink Jenkins

as Self

as Carlson

as Stanley Simon

as Dr. Peter Flynn

as Dorian Montier

as Andy

as Casey Kelso

as David

as 'Stab' Billy

as Jesse

as Self

as Henry

as Self

as Anthony Adams

as Self - Guest

as Sheriff Hartwell

as Anthony

as Self - Host

as Self - Cameo (uncredited)

as Self