Laurie Murdoch

as Major General Stanley (Pirates of Penzance)

as Fred

as Mr. Sandman

as Dr. Reid

as Minister

as Michael Ireland

as Mr. Eriksen

as Dr. Schofield

as Bishop Carver

as Dr. Carl Wilson

as Grandpa Miller

as Hotel Manager

as Quinn Hill

as Seamus O'Rourke

as Wilson Rogers

as CEO

as Dr. Malloy

as Dr. Shapiro

as Abe Ford

as Alan Duffy

as Principe Marshall

as Martin Hammerton

as Chuck (voice)

as Judge at Wedding

as Seligman

as Gary Hartman

as Mr. Tanner

as First Officer Berg

as Project Destiny Engineer

as Principal Morton

as Joey Wallace

as Marcus Wynne

as Minister

as Mr. Sweeny

as Bob Arnoldson

as Phil

as Bloodheart

as Barnum Brown

as Minister

as Vice Principal Ralph Calder

as Minister

as Administrator Calder

as Dale Cullen (segment "The Phrenologist's Head")

as Father Schulz

as Hank

as Lawrence

as Quisling

as Lydon

as Coroner

as Father Jim