Larry Romano

as Cousin Larry

as Detective Paul

as Chuck Lorry

as Vinny

as Terry

as Louie Messer

as Antonio

as Leo

as Danny Russo

as Aldo Bonnadonna

as Eddie Baggs

as Pvt. Frank Mazzi

as Richie Ianucci

as Tommy

as Carter

as Richie Biondi

as Man #2

as Tough Guy #1

as Frankie 'Eyelashes'

as Tino Zapatti

as Richie Catena

as Emilio

as Vinnie

as Sales Clerk

as First Base

as Howling Punk