Laith Wallschleger

as Symanski

as Drew 'Gonzo' Gonville

as Rob Gronkowski

as Bruno

as Tim

as Randy

as Security Guard

as Sam

as Offensive Coach

as Kevin

as Narrator (voice)

as Sean

as Lupus Arachnea (voice)

as Noah / Abraham / Moses / Pharoah

as Moses / Pharoah

as Simon Ayer

as Romeo

as Paramedic #1

as Big Frank

as Erik 'Dozer' Nilsson