Johnny Whitaker

as Self

as Santa

as Mr. Haight

as Zach

as Jack (voice)

as Horatio (voice)

as Phil

as Self

as Judd Fuller (segment "Deer Hunters")

as Mark Mulligan

as Himself

as Johnny Stuart

as Tom Sawyer

as Alfie

as Richard Baxter

as Napoleon

as Lonnie McNeil

as Stevie Worden

as Self

as Michael

as Andy Jack Sickles

as Eddie Roberts

as Jody Davis

as Jerry Maxwell

as Jack

as Self

as Timmy Carter

as Shem Todd

as Willie Hubbard