John Schwab

as The Thing Acting Double

as Prince Charmless (voice)

as Sheriff Bilstein

as Andrew Brettler

as Lt. Col. James Lann

as Roger Post

as Matthew Mitchie

as Eric Klein

as Mr. Booth

as Abe Steiner

as Jotham Starr

as Thomas Miller

as Lefty Grove

as Tech Operator

as Lang Jefferies

as Paramedic

as Rudolph Young

as Ulli / Other Mainline Diesel (voice)

as Vinnie (voice)

as Narrator (voice)

as Travis Tygart

as National Space Agency Spokesperson

as Narrator

as Detective

as Deputy National Security Advisor

as Narrator (voice)

as Reporter

as Bywater

as Umpire

as Announcer

as Agent Imefine