Joe Silver

as Self

as Mordsini

as Pawnbroker

as The Creep (voice)

as Leser Tish

as Abe Mitgang

as Felix Dzershinsky

as Uncle Stu

as Old Studio Boss

as Arnie

as Seymour Starger

as Agnello

as (voice)

as Leo Rosen

as Alvin Jessop

as Sy Robinson

as Murray Cypher

as The Greedy (voice)

as Rollo Linsky

as Farber

as Norman

as Chief Wilson

as Dr. Spangler (uncredited)

as (voice)

as Oscar

as Self

as Charlie Barrett

as Man (voice)

as Assistant D.A. Ketton

as Man in Doorway

as Dean of Admissions

as Bennie, Carnival Worker

as Beal Brown

as Santa Claus

as Caterpillar

as Decius

as Insp. Davis