Jim Norton

as Father Barnes

as Ben Weatherstaff

as Narrator (voice)

as Padraig

as Arthur Rudolph

as Mr. Binnacle

as Himself

as Mr. Heelshire

as Polonius

as Michael Bennigan

as Father Sheridan

as Tommy

as Sir James Walter

as Old Mr. Black

as Camel

as Malachy

as Herr Liszt

as Mr. Fincham

as Stan Laurel

as Self

as Mumbles

as Rory

as Coroner

as Mr Mason

as Father Moran

as Patrick Cassidy

as David Dusniak

as (voice)

as A

as Sam Magee, The Preacher

as Randy

as Edward Canning

as Brendan Robinson (voice) / Silas Mitton (voice) / Digger (voice)

as Bishop Len Brennan

as Owens

as Ombuds Wellington

as Dr. Lazarenn

as G'Quan

as Wentworth

as Father Matthew Corlon

as Superintendant O'Mara

as Dr. Stefan Grossbart

as Dr. Bernard Wachs

as Marcus's Dad

as Brodie

as Roger Havering

as Bernard McAuley

as Holodeck Albert Einstein

as Gordon

as Father Xavier

as Roy Medvedev

as Robert Sanding

as Henderson

as Jasper Tooms

as "Joxer" Daly

as O'Brady

as Dr Mellish

as H.A.K. Bates

as Jack Parry

as Detective Sergeant

as F.I.G. Newton

as Rainmarsh

as Phil Harrister

as Cuthbert

as The Man

as Pongo

as The Man

as Capt. James Porteous

as Jeremy Williams

as Morgan

as Eddy

as Hanson

as Smedley

as Chris Cawsey

as Alan Cartwright

as Jack Parry

as The Detective Sergeant

as Tom Clarke

as Mathius

as Self - Winner