Jane Horrocks

as Lady Veronica Smythe-Gherkin

as The Aviator

as Self

as Annette

as Babs (voice)

as Countess Cowper

as Ethel

as Wendy

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Violet

as Sylvia Blackett

as Nell

as Victoria Dalton

as Self - Guest Judge

as Gran Spud

as Tanya Bert

as Heather Scott

as Bubble / Shirley Bassey

as Self - Voice of Babs

as Narrator

as Narration

as Wee Rabbit (voice)

as Fairy Mary (voice)

as Liz

as Fairy Mary (voice)

as Jean Henshaw

as Fairy Mary (voice)

as Sandra

as Jacky

as Self - Contestant

as Fairy Mary (voice)

as Lead Elf (voice)

as Julie

as Hairdresser

as Margaret Morris

as Fairy Mary (voice)

as Gracie Fields

as Fifi Forget-Me-Not (voice)

as Fairy Mary (voice)

as Fairy Mary (voice)

as Donner (voice)

as Little Princess (voice)

as Eliza Fletcher (voice)

as Ros Pritchard

as Roberta Howe (Romeo video)

as Meenie (voice)

as Fifi

as Angela Quinn

as Self - Guest Judge

as Sadie Swettenham

as Black Widow Spider / Mrs. Plum (voice)

as Self

as Self

as Donner (voice)

as Ghost of Christmas Past (voice)

as Self

as Yitta Hilberstam

as Narrator

as Wimsik (voice)

as Mo

as Babs (voice)

as Donner (voice)

as Shepherd 2/Zoe

as Hannah (voice)

as Jeffries (voice)

as Cassandra

as Huccaby

as Huccaby (voice)

as LV

as Bubble (archive footage)

as Self

as Magrat (voice)

as Marla Dorland / Mavis Davis

as Bubble (archive footage)

as Herself

as Marilyn

as Debbie

as Deborah Hayes

as Jodie Greenwood

as Beggar

as Sally Bowles

as Beatie Bryant

as Bubble

as Maggie Hunt

as Gail

as Beatie Bryant

as Doll Tearsheet

as Marta

as Learner Lesbian

as Nicola

as Faith

as Miss Irvine

as Pattern

as Cathy Warburton

as Cammy

as Jenny

as Pam

as Christine Bracken

as Rita

as Anja

as Commander Nirvanah Crane

as Louise

as Punk Girl

as Louise

as Self