James D. Rolfe

as Self

as Self

as Police Dispatcher

as Self

as Doc/Bob

as Self

as Screamer

as Self

as Self

as Self

as The Angry Video Game Nerd

as Broadway Stage Announcer

as Leonard James Nash

as Policeman

as The Nerd

as Himself

as Himself

as Board James

as Himself

as Himself

as The Bullshit Man

as Narrator

as Suit Zombie (uncredited)

as The Nerd

as Narrator

as Self

as The Film Actor

as Dr. Memrix/Bob

as Angry Video Game Nerd