James Coco

as Max Roebling

as Dr. Harold Woodhouse Langer

as Mr. Jamison

as Dr. D

as Mervin Trellis

as (segment "Act Break")

as John Raleigh Braling

as Horatio Baldwin

as Mel Roth

as Mr. Skeffington

as King of Hearts

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Arnie

as Arthur

as Self

as Self

as Jimmy

as Stanley

as Hermann van Daan

as Hyssop

as Self

as Henri

as Georges Sauvinage

as Marcel

as Andreas Flaxman

as Marion Atkins

as Joe Lo Monaco

as Self - Special Guest

as Milo Perrier

as Tylo the dog

as Jolly Grimm

as Sancho Panza / Cervantes' Manservant

as Timmy

as Uncle Harry

as King of Hearts

as Self

as Grocer

as Mario

as School Man

as Mr. Blatto

as Father

as Self

as Self - Guest / Various Characters

as Mr Zuckerman

as Mr. Zuckerman

as Skouras

as Soldier (uncredited)

as Self

as Self

as Self - Co-Host