H.B. Haggerty

as Sgt. Smith

as Tank

as Sidney

as Captain Gourgeous

as Barkhas Guillory

as Bear

as Kiss

as Himself (Archive Footage)

as Louie

as Tigerman

as Lumberjack

as Tigerman #1

as Sharkey

as Jailer

as Casey

as Captain Nemo

as Mr. Clean

as Abdulla

as Marion 'Popeye' Sykes

as Bulo

as Redneck

as Sam Strongman

as Patrick Cassidy

as Bickford

as Mickey Navarro - the 'Deuce of Spades'

as Pool Player

as Bartender

as Brandi

as Husky Miner

as J.P. Moose

as Gentleman George

as Masseur

as Lars

as Turk

as Steve Bull

as Dobish

as Guard

as Mug