Grant Williams

as Maj. Kurt Mason

as Paul Miller

as Bob

as Father Barnes

as Major Douglas McKinnon

as Lt. Alvin Cluster

as Charles Campbell

as Conn White

as Keith Minter

as Frank Anders

as Neil Foster

as Capt. John Forrest

as Greg MacKenzie

as Greg Banister

as Peter Tchaikovsky (the man)

as King Julio

as Dave Miller

as Quincy Davis

as Dr. Todd Meade

as Scott Carey

as Spencer Farrington, Jr.

as Biff Miley

as Chip Tomlin

as Woodworth Clum - the narrator (uncredited) (voice)

as Don Kastner

as Chet Swann

as Joe Plummer

as Self - Larry Nevins

as Mike Forbes

as Knave of Hearts