George Furth

as Self (archive footage)

as Mr. Merritt

as Older Man

as Minister

as Jedediah Bancroft

as Frank

as George Furth

as Rip

as Archie Briggs

as Farley Pressman

as Fred Owens

as Jerry Bozell

as Timon

as Arthur Skridlow

as The Patients - Disgusting Looking Patient

as Professor Eggstrum

as A.F. Foyt

as George Cukor

as Bidwell

as Briggs

as Conroy

as Gerald Lucas

as Mr. Sukara

as Mr. Pettis

as Sidney King

as Martin

as Van Johnson

as Mr. Pinney

as Barry Chambers

as Zimmy

as Fletcher

as Whitney Fitzroy IV

as Gillings (segment "The Little Black Bag")

as Ichabod Crane (voice)

as Self

as Harvey

as Belkin

as Charlie Flager Jr.

as Phil

as George

as Woodcock

as Lyonel Brumley

as Tyler Finch

as Murgatroyd

as Sonny Silene

as Roger

as Hamner

as Terry

as Dwayne Whitt

as Howie

as Morgue Attendant

as Ronnie Farnsworth

as Gallus

as Paul Rutherford

as Farnum

as Dwayne Whitt

as Sandy Corbin

as Osborne Parquette III

as Arthur Neely

as Pete

as Dr. Phil Osterman

as Tom

as Charlie

as Jack Terola

as Self - Nominee