Eric Normington

as High School Teacher

as Roger

as KYWW Sound Guy

as Gavin

as Panicked Dad

as Tom Hardass

as Maxwell Reuther

as Brad

as Bill

as Publishing Executive

as Professor Wilkes

as Customer

as Deli Worker

as Connor

as Bartender

as Coffee Cart Guy

as Witness

as Male Customer

as Valet

as Stevie

as Man

as Student

as Man With Glasses

as Narrator (voice)

as Hotel Desk Clerk

as Customer #2