Derek Cecil

as Andy (voice)

as Dr. Robert Donatti

as Donald Rumsfeld

as Andy Katcavage

as Brian

as Private Investigator

as Detective Lester

as Senator Henshaw

as Barrett

as Seth Grayson

as Assistant to Mrs. Fritz

as Dean Xavier

as Pete

as Adam Coyer

as Movie Man

as Dr. Becsey

as Jonathan Eldredge

as District Attorney

as Billy

as Christopher Penrose (young)

as Jeremy Bash

as Alex

as Garret Rankin

as Ernst Haeckel

as Ernst Haeckel

as Frank

as Sean Allen

as Sophie's Lover

as Jim

as Repairman Agent

as Ted Stoddard

as Tom Bellow

as Duncan

as Mike Dorigan

as Russell Ramsay

as Garrett Howard

as Jeff Blogert

as Joe Hartwig

as Steven Lamar

as Brian Burke