Dennis Waterman

as Jeremiah Caine

as Minding Person

as Frank Costello

as Jarvis

as Self - Guest

as Gerry Standing

as John Crosby

as Self

as Derek Doubleday

as Ken Grendle

as Pete / Kevin

as Self (archive footage)

as Eddy Saxe

as Fiddley Foodle Bird (voice)

as Father Jim

as Thomas Gynn

as Albert Goldthorpe

as Bobbo

as Bob Jones

as Terry McCann

as Det. Sgt. George Carter

as Wilfred

as Det. Sgt. George Carter

as Peter

as Det. Sgt. George Carter

as King Harold II

as Det. Sgt. George Carter

as Det. Sgt. George Carter

as Bobby

as Franz Wasserman

as Frank

as Frank

as Stephen Durno

as 2 of Spades

as Richtman

as Dr Bilson

as Lowrie

as Walt

as Chris

as Simon Carlson

as James Anderson

as Photographer

as Joe O'Reilly - Groom

as Peter

as Pete

as Self

as Sean Lamb

as Jimpy

as Terhew

as Terry McCann

as Neville Finch

as Timothy Blackthorne, the boy

as Boy in Park

as Mickey Donovan

as Ted Lewis

as Tony