David Ross

as Self

as Frank

as Talkie Toaster (voice, archive footage)

as Casten Zivkovic

as DCI Edwards

as Mr. Bumble

as Mr. Sedley

as Mr. Sherwin

as Baz

as Bevis Whittle

as Selwyn-Swanton

as Dr Selwyn Swanton

as Rodney Widger

as Sam Hardwick

as Basil

as Bevis

as Henry

as Wainwright

as Carl's Father

as Sergeant Richardson

as Harry Pilbeam

as Roy Brooks

as Mr Weller

as Pirate

as Nugent

as Talkie Toaster (voice)

as Kryten

as Registrar

as Lenny Shines

as Mr. Carnell

as Steve

as Inspector Martin

as Donald Moss

as Harry Johnson

as Stationmaster