Darren Boyd

as C

as Abe

as John

as Peter

as Supt. Dave Minty

as Scott

as Mr. Henry Brown (voice)

as Edward Murdstone

as Jeremy

as David Cobbs

as Frank Haleton

as Theo (voice)

as Hamish

as Jeremy

as DI Orwell

as Matthew Bunting

as Markus Huseklepp

as Daniel Reid

as Martin Finch

as Shane Hawkins

as Peter Mitchell

as Richard Macduff

as John Cleese

as Tim

as Simon Waterhouse

as Dave Wellbeck

as Daniel Spoon

as Bib

as Bib

as Johnny Caddock

as Sniper

as DCI Theo Bloom

as David

as PC 'Puffy' Tromblay

as Tim

as Horatio

as Otto Johnson

as Jonathan

as Walton

as Cooper

as Nick Burham

as Prof. Simon Jessup

as Prof. Simon Jessop

as Jake

as PC 'Dusty' Springfield

as Alan

as Ben

as Ray

as Various Characters