Darrel Guilbeau

as Wallace

as Priest

as Self

as Jack Valenti

as Father (voice)

as Snoozer / Mean Dog #2

as Ken

as Battleship Petty Officer

as Desk Clerk

as Johnathon Snazowski

as Larry Wilson

as Todd

as Cathy's Date (uncredited)

as Snooze

as Soldier

as Dead Kid (uncredited)

as Ricky at 15

as Cal