Dan Bakkedahl

as Ed

as Art Simonian

as Harvey

as Sylvester

as Mr. Marion

as Fred Pepper

as Shelly

as Winston Churchill

as Wesley Tucker

as Milton Wells

as Horace

as Lyle Herringbone

as John Blandsmith

as Commander Zarck (voice)

as Commander Zarck / Friendly Cowboy (voice)

as Zarck / Cop (voice)

as Zarck (voice)

as Ed

as Sheldon 'Shelly' Baldinger

as Pharmacist

as Allen

as Billy

as Kingpin

as Doc Bob

as Knoblach

as Nate Holmes

as FBI Agent Curtis

as Lucas (voice)

as Nick

as Cliff 'The Coffee Man' Cartwright

as Dan from Florida

as Ron Sheboygan

as Joey Lee

as Kenneth 'Ken' Starr

as Rick

as Roy Brewer

as Tim Hughes

as Sanders

as Leo

as Ruffala (voice)

as Mr. Lewis

as Davis Lamond

as Random Denning Employee

as Self

as Principal Cochette

as Self

as Mr. Woodburn

as Andrew Miller

as Craig

as Dan

as Sheriff (voice)

as Steve Nugent

as Dentist

as Dr. Adrian Bergdahl

as Roger Furlong

as Graydon Ostler

as Jasper

as OB Doctor

as Murray the AC Repairman

as Richard Valentine

as Detective

as Mark

as Marty Mittman

as Mr. Kern

as Dr. Daniel Allen

as Waiter

as Angry Father

as Curtis

as Roger Prince, Jr.

as Waiter

as Tony Bicks

as Wilbur Finletter