D. C. Douglas

as Mirror / Sedgwick (voice)

as Azzo of the North

as Omnipod (voice)

as Buzz

as Santaman (voice)

as Caleb Brown

as Randy McNabb

as Rob Carter

as The Incarnate (voice)

as Ron

as Daniel Hanley

as Rolf (voice)

as Dad

as Col. Aiden Wexler

as Lewis

as Barry

as Milton / Dr. Perseco

as Pa Kettle

as John

as Dean Marshall

as Adrian

as Rick Stewart

as Chase (voice)

as Live Volcano Reporter (voice) (uncredited)

as Conrad Dean

as Wooten

as Tattoo Artist

as (voice)

as Man in Suit

as Colonel Rawls / College Student #1 (voice)

as Colonel Rawls / Professor Prankenstein / Guard #1 (voice)

as Colonel Rawls / Chess TV Announcer (voice)

as Colonel Rawls / Tom / Canadian #1 (voice)

as Judge Ear / Jury / Ear (voice)

as Colonel Rawls / Fist Pump Guy (voice)

as Colonel Rawls / Hans / Bruce (voice)

as Colonel Rawls / Jamaican Guy / Anti-Pops Guard #1 (voice)

as Anti-Pops Guard #1 / Guard #2 (voice)

as Colonel Rawls (voice)

as Captain Will Howard

as Peter Filsinger

as Imperial Guard #3 (voice) (uncredited)

as Rob Nelson

as Vista Producer

as Amarillo Slim

as Bill Moss

as Doug Ellis

as Larry Grubman

as General Bob (voice)

as The Narrator / The Navy Suit

as Exion

as Gary Barnes

as Mr. Krouse

as Ned Batter

as Narrator (voice)

as Assistant Counsel Howard P. Willens

as Tom Speakman

as Barnett

as Dr. Baxter

as Danny

as Charlie Reed

as Dr. W.B. Miller

as Preppy Scum

as USOJ Blake Simon

as Zepht

as French Waiter / Douglas the Hotel Clerk

as Agent Norton

as Superman (voice)

as Craig

as Barry

as Wally (segment "The Scoop")

as D.C.

as Ben

as Dr. Alan Ganzel

as Technician #1

as Ambrose

as Randy Thompson

as Father Nelson

as Dweeby Executive

as Mr. Remington

as David

as Billy Parke

as Club Dancer (uncredited)

as Leonard Mason