Collin Bernsen

as Swami Ted

as Kyle

as Dan MacGowan

as Mike Raymer

as Craig

as Bobby Belfast

as Detective Gabe Markinson

as Dad

as Cab Driver

as Lab Technician

as Club Patron

as Lance, Captain of the Guards

as Pryson

as Lab Technician

as Harrison Cartwright

as Dennis (segment "The Wet Dream")

as Phillipe

as Whitney Regan

as Tom Robertson

as Michael Kenney

as Self

as Brooks