Christopher Timothy

as Major Terence Benedick

as Self - Participant

as Ned Barnaby

as Self - Contestant

as Self - Guest

as Karl Ackerman

as The Gent

as James Herriot

as Kevin

as Kevin

as Detective Sergeant Sydney Love

as Harris Tweedle

as Richard Quennel

as Ernest

as Policeman

as Vendor

as Solicitor

as Joe (T.V. Man)

as TV Camera Operator (uncredited)

as Skydiver 3 Navigator

as Cpl Brook

as Spike

as Server / Inanimate

as Cinna the Poet

as Fedotik

as Andreyushkin