Chris Coppola

as Enzo / Officer / Man (voice)

as Enzo / Mercenary #03 (voice)

as Enzo (voice)

as Enzo / Frat Boy (voice)

as Self

as Announcer (voice)

as Announcer / Finger #1 (voice)

as Video Store Clerk

as Mickey

as Morgan Schmeltz

as Ed

as Melvin Redmond

as Stu

as Comet (voice)

as Frank

as Jimmy Palicelli

as Mel

as The Clown

as Rocky (voice)

as Beardo

as Tune (voice)

as Barry

as Stan

as Dozer (voice)

as Hank

as Mr. Bull (voice)

as Larry

as Dancer (voice)

as Stalker

as Dr. Dan Helsing

as Officer Bloat

as Augustus

as Roundy

as Mark Lewis

as Buck

as Comet (voice)

as Gene

as Gas Station Attendant

as Emillio

as Todd

as Olaf

as Richard

as Newton Piles

as Elias

as Cletus

as Carl

as Freddie

as Darius (voice)

as Guy in Black Suit

as Kyle Stanley

as Toothless Boy / Elf

as Chuck

as Jibberish

as Douglas

as Wally

as Bodyguard (uncredited)

as Echo Photographer

as Kyle (uncredited)

as Clyde Grimes

as Howard

as Punk #2

as Cop