Chauncey Leopardi

as Self

as Eddie

as Squints

as Mario

as Lawrence Lafontaine

as Kyle

as Alan White

as Jerry at 16

as Joe

as Freshman

as Prince Otto (voice)

as Zach

as Charlie

as Mouth

as Todd's Friend

as Evan Schiff

as Rory

as Nicky

as Jason Young

as Huck

as Nicholas

as Bobby Landrum

as Michael 'Squints' Palledorous

as Cameron

as Billy - The Hobo

as Eric Perkins, Age 7