Brent Hinkley

as Mel

as Rum Rum / Chip Webb

as Morgue Attendant

as Eric

as Bartender

as Slim / Wheel Man

as Cab Driver

as Store Manager

as Security Guard #1

as Lenny Getkin

as Hale

as Streak

as Steven Masters

as Jackson's Relative

as Dominic

as Weed

as Professor Donald Huke

as Squid

as Wiry Man

as Detective #1

as Cop

as Trapper

as Deputy Muldoon

as Man on Porch ('Tom Billingham')

as Manny

as Mel

as Arnold

as Mouse

as Frederick

as Lomax

as Butch

as Conrad Brooks

as Fred Hopper

as Heckling Mental Patient

as Commando

as Brother Andrew

as Peregrine

as Farm Boy

as Rick (Whammyburger)

as Mooney

as Bif, the Patriot

as Vern

as Lake Guard

as Carl

as Officer Murray

as Jerry

as Larry

as Dewey

as Lou / The Sidler

as Delivery Man

as Patrick

as Actor #1

as Page

as Jeffrey Zane

as Domestic