Andrew Hill Newman

as Aspiring Writer

as Chef

as Dr. Barrett

as Rabbi Greenstein

as Albert Einstein

as Mr. Henning

as George (voice)

as Russell Kalenich - The Dealer

as Albert Einstein

as Sid

as Drug Rep

as Chris Vincent

as Brian

as Mr. Mirisch

as Assorted Cheeses

as DMV Agent

as Paul

as A.D.A. Morey Gross

as Joe

as Jaret Otel

as Jason

as Joey Jordan

as Male Nurse

as Lt. Walker

as Dr. Adams

as Wayne Phillips

as Jaywalker

as Santa (voice)

as Andy Ackerman

as Mark

as Jerry

as Citizen

as Chef

as Compactor Room Janitor

as Jerry Svetka

as Hilton Augustus Venable

as Ben Veloric

as Ray DeLorenzo