The Condemned

10 will fight, 9 will die. You get to watch.

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20071h 53m

Jack Conrad is awaiting the death penalty in a corrupt Central American prison. He is "purchased" by a wealthy television producer and taken to a desolate island where he must fight to the death against nine other condemned killers from all corners of the world, with freedom going to the sole survivor.

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Trailers & Videos

Thumbnail for video: Ex-Marine beats the crap out of 2 Machete Punks | The Condemned | CLIP

Ex-Marine beats the crap out of 2 Machete Punks | The Condemned | CLIP

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Big Men Death Match | WWE Legend VS 6.8 ft Wrestler | The Condemned | CLIP

Thumbnail for video: The Condemned - Movie Making of Featurette - Steve Austin & Vinnie Jones (2007)

The Condemned - Movie Making of Featurette - Steve Austin & Vinnie Jones (2007)

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The Condemned (2007) Trailer

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The Condemned - Helicopter Scene (Helikopter Sahnesi)

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The Condemned - tv crew killed

Thumbnail for video: The Condemned (2007) Official Trailer #1 - Steve Austin Movie

The Condemned (2007) Official Trailer #1 - Steve Austin Movie

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The Condemned Death Scenes

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Funniest scene ever | The Condemned

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The condemned...Stone Cold gets introduced

Cast

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Vinnie Jones

McStarley

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Madeleine West

Sarah Cavanaugh

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Rick Hoffman

'Goldy' Goldman

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Sullivan Stapleton

Special Agent Wilkins

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Emelia Burns

Yasantwa

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Marcus Johnson

Kreston Mackie

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Andy McPhee

The German

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Rai Fazio

The Italian

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Angie Milliken

Donna Sereno

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Reviews

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Co-writer/director Scott Wiper overestimated how many people would pay to watch a webcast of ten convicts forced to fight each other to the death on a desert island, same as WWE overestimated how many people would pay to watch a movie about such a webcast.

At least the webcast, even with its supposed 30-hour runtime, presumably doesn’t cut away from the action, such as it is, to secondary subplots and tertiary characters not on the island — it's as if Jurassic Park said, "let's go see what's happening some place else where there are no dinosaurs."

“Jack Conrad [Steve Austin] is awaiting the death penalty in a corrupt Central American [Salvadoran, to be exact] prison” (IMDb). So corrupt is this prison that Jack would be the first person executed in El Salvador since the early 70s. I don’t know about cruel, but that would certainly be unusual punishment.

Jack is spared this fate by Ian Breckel (Robert Mammone), a "billionaire" TV producer, and taken to a desolate island where he must fight to the death against nine other convicted murderers of multiple nationalities. Each has an ankle bracelet/time bomb, complete with the trusty old Red Digital Readout counting down the 30 hours mentioned above.

These bombs are the only thing that comes close to 'thinking outside the box', especially since they can be activated by removing a pin; however, the onscreen execution, as it were, leaves a lot to be desired, and even if it were done right, it would still grow old fast, considering that it's the most common method of killing (accounting for 30% of deaths among participants).

Worst of all, Wiper unforgivably squanders the opportunity to have one of the characters amputate his own foot and use it as a makeshift grenade grenade (Nathan Jones is also in this movie, because one bald former pro wrestler apparently wasn’t enough).

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