Old Dogs

Sit. Stay. Play Dad.

5.5
20091h 28m

Charlie and Dan have been best friends and business partners for thirty years; their Manhattan public relations firm is on the verge of a huge business deal with a Japanese company. With two weeks to sew up the contract, Dan gets a surprise: a woman he married on a drunken impulse nearly nine years before (annulled the next day) shows up to tell him he's the father of her twins, now seven, and she'll be in jail for 14 days for a political protest. Dan volunteers to keep the tykes, although he's uptight and clueless. With Charlie's help is there any way they can be dad and uncle, meet the kids' expectations, and still land the account?

Production

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Cast

Photo of Seth Green

Seth Green

Ralph White

Photo of Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac

Jimmy Lunchbox

Photo of Matt Dillon

Matt Dillon

Yancy Devlin

Photo of Dax Shepard

Dax Shepard

Gary - Child Proofer #1

Photo of Luis Guzmán

Luis Guzmán

Nick - Child Proofer #2

Photo of Rita Wilson

Rita Wilson

Gloria Lawrence

Photo of Justin Long

Justin Long

Troop Leader Adam

Photo of Amy Sedaris

Amy Sedaris

Condo Woman

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Residente

Tattoo Artist

Photo of Sab Shimono

Sab Shimono

Yoshiro Nishamura

Photo of Margaret Travolta

Margaret Travolta

Singing Hostess

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Reviews

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Kamurai

3/10

Bad watch, won't watch again, and can't recommend.

I love Robin Williams and Seth Green, but man, I don't know what is wrong with Travolta in this. I'm not a big fan of his to begin with, but he's just a jackass. Not only does he have a jerk character, but he looks like he's phoning it in too. "I'm here, I'm saying the lines."

It wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't the lead character. The movie is about THEIR business, and Robin's character's kids, but personality wise Robin has to play this push over character that can't do anything but take the punches, and he doesn't do abuse humor well. He's known for absurd humor, that the situation is ridiculous and out of control, not that he's suffering from it persay.

I've also always like Robin William's connection to kids and that, at heart, he's a family guy. This character that lives isolated from his kids, that can't be fun was a poor casting for him.

Honestly, looking at the story even, I don't know why anyone decided to make this, unless the right names made it happen, and they just left big blank spaces in the script that said, "something ridiculous and funny" and they just slotted in things like "Seth Green gets adopted by a Guerilla".

Don't waste your time with this unless you're just on a Robin Williams marathon for completionist sake.

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r96sk

3/10

I wanted this to be good, but it's anything but.

There is nothing I enjoyed about 'Old Dogs', every second of its 88 minute run time is a hard slog. Robin Williams and John Travolta are the only reasons that I haven't rated this even lower, I'm not saying those two are all that noteworthy in this but their acting ability raises things up ever so slightly.

The premise is incredibly lame and painstakingly predictable, while the comedy is very lazy - I didn't laugh once, there's not even a minutely chucklesome moment. There are some terrible attempted gags in there.

A major disappointment, I wanted to like this due to the two leads but I just couldn't. Dreadful film.

2000s live-action Disney is mental. From the greatness of 'Pirates of the Caribbean', 'Holes' and 'The Greatest Game Ever Played' to the diabolical 'The Country Bears', 'Max Keeble's Big Move' and now this. Rather incredible.

You've reached the end.